Wonderful collection ...ROTFL I have referred this post
TiDeS
· 2 years ago
Okk.. Even I love this line ... "When Rajnikant does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down." LOL
Ameya
· 2 years ago
Man becoz Of u my stomach hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!.Couldn't control laughing.Keep it up man!!!!!
1)Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
2)For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Rajnikant, each testicle is larger than the other one
Toooooooooooo gooooood man!!!!!!!!!1
vadzz
· 2 years ago
Rajanikanth has got a different technique for farting. He applies a silencer before farting.
kashifalvi
· 2 years ago
dude r u related to Rajanikanth ......to much of personal information.After reading i had to shave my head off ;) hahahahah hilarious
Sreejith
· 2 years ago
lol..fabulous! maybe you should add that only Rajnikanth could have made this list :D
i loved the 'Tom Cruise invented pink' :))
mbchandar
· 2 years ago
this is too much :)
S.Ganesh Kumar
· 2 years ago
Rajinikanth is no match to Banda Balayya.
Beowulfe
· 2 years ago
Chuck Norris can but Rajnikant.
IDXYH4
· 2 years ago
Array
Kavitha
· 2 years ago
Geez...toooo gooood...
My tummy + jaws are hurting...
Keep up the good work! :)))
shriprasad
· 2 years ago
thanks to you now rajnikant has 876 results for search "Rajnikant getting his ass kicked"
Sandip
· 2 years ago
Sandip Ghadge says now if you google searchRajnikanth getting kicked it now generates 1080 results. 05 Dec 2007.
Shibaji
· 1 year ago
This is too funny.Only Rajnikanth knows it.Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Abhishek
· 1 year ago
Well seems to be copied from Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris facts. At least for Jack Bauer they suit, but for Rajnikant..
Ajay
· 1 year ago
# ajayv
We have to praise such a person who has such weird imagination’s, Iam not tellin this b’cos he has written this for rajinikanth but just he wanted to write something against rajini he has done so,that’s it .These kinds of persons will always be there who doesn’t achieve anything but simply mock at others success since they r capable of that only.
It is not b’cos rajini does something supernatural and b’cos of that people like him,there are certain things which are more special to him alone which others can’t understand. Leave abt rajini as a person which many can’t understand…but as an actor whenever his film come’s out, many thousands of people (All the technicians starting from a Tea Boy in the set to the Director/Producer) who were suffering of economic problems ,really rejoice and get new life .The film industry gets rejuvenarated. Its b’cos rajini creates a money chain reaction whenever he comes into the stage.At the end of the day ,the only thing that matters is that people associated with u are happy with u.
People like him doing such things hence he does those things.Anyways he doesn’t do something which is very un-natural,as shown in the 007 movies which people like very much watching b’cos it is a Hollywood film and whatever Hollywood shows is something very real for us Indians …..;-)
Anyways I have tried to react to some of the so called FACTS ...........
* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
Yes ,the very presence of him brings life into a small kid to an elderly person .
* Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
It is not afraid but has respect for Rajini and is ashamed to co-exists since it can’t match him.
* Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.
Yes ,he has its abilities ranging from -infinity to + infinity
* When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. (God help me.. i cant take this anymore)
Yes, he does push up to lift people in the society(atleast whom he can) and pushes the earthly negative factors down.
* Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Yes he can run faster that the speed of light in the thoughts of his fans who r spread across the world.
* Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. (LOL)
Yes he decides his own time of success.
* Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Leave alone giving smile to Mona Lisa ….he gives real smile to even the 5 yr kid to 100 yr old women which many can’t do.
* Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
He can slam across all barriers of life ….that’s how he rose from a Bus conductor to a Super Star in his life
* Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Yes ,though he has his beatiful doors always open for the needy ,he has strong walls of determination and self confidence in which he walks and succeeds
* Rajnikant can divide by zero.
Yes, by this he showcases to the world that nothing is impossible in this world.
* Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction,
there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick.
Yes this is 100 % true.The Kick of rajinikanth comprises of the 100 million Fans behind it for which no gr8 force in earth can react.
* Rajnikant has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Sorry Boss ,not only 12 moons …..many millions of Moons(Fans) who seek the light of the SUN (Rajini) for their enlightment
* Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajnikant”
This is wrong information,the actual thing is that those who doesn’t know abt rajini are “Victim’s” like u
* If you Google search “Rajnikant getting kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
Yes since he has always been successful because of his attitude and hard work so no case of failure from which he can’t recover back
* It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
He is so empathetic that he understands the situation in less time
* There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai.
Idiot Rajini is not Mass Destructor but he is a Mass Creator and Entertainer with his single unmatchable style, itself.
* James Cameron wanted Rajnikant to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
He will never be a Terminator ,he will be always a Promoter of “spiritual well being” and “good attitude among people”
Ajay
· 1 year ago
# ajayv Posted 388 days ago. (hide) (view)
We have to praise such a person who has such weird imagination’s, Iam not tellin this b’cos he has written this for rajinikanth but just he wanted to write something against rajini he has done so,that’s it .These kinds of persons will always be there who doesn’t achieve anything but simply mock at others success since they r capable of that only.
It is not b’cos rajini does something supernatural and b’cos of that people like him,there are certain things which are more special to him alone which others can’t understand. Leave abt rajini as a person which many can’t understand…but as an actor whenever his film come’s out, many thousands of people (All the technicians starting from a Tea Boy in the set to the Director/Producer) who were suffering of economic problems ,really rejoice and get new life .The film industry gets rejuvenarated. Its b’cos rajini creates a money chain reaction whenever he comes into the stage.At the end of the day ,the only thing that matters is that people associated with u are happy with u.
People like him doing such things hence he does those things.Anyways he doesn’t do something which is very un-natural,as shown in the 007 movies which people like very much watching b’cos it is a Hollywood film and whatever Hollywood shows is something very real for us Indians …..;-)
Anyways I have tried to react to some of the so called FACTS ...........
* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
Yes ,the very presence of him brings life into a small kid to an elderly person .
* Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
It is not afraid but has respect for Rajini and is ashamed to co-exists since it can’t match him.
* Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.
Yes ,he has its abilities ranging from -infinity to + infinity
* When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. (God help me.. i cant take this anymore)
Yes, he does push up to lift people in the society(atleast whom he can) and pushes the earthly negative factors down.
* Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Yes he can run faster that the speed of light in the thoughts of his fans who r spread across the world.
* Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. (LOL)
Yes he decides his own time of success.
* Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Leave alone giving smile to Mona Lisa ….he gives real smile to even the 5 yr kid to 100 yr old women which many can’t do.
* Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
He can slam across all barriers of life ….that’s how he rose from a Bus conductor to a Super Star in his life
* Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Yes ,though he has his beatiful doors always open for the needy ,he has strong walls of determination and self confidence in which he walks and succeeds
* Rajnikant can divide by zero.
Yes, by this he showcases to the world that nothing is impossible in this world.
* Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction,
there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick.
Yes this is 100 % true.The Kick of rajinikanth comprises of the 100 million Fans behind it for which no gr8 force in earth can react.
* Rajnikant has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Sorry Boss ,not only 12 moons …..many millions of Moons(Fans) who seek the light of the SUN (Rajini) for their enlightment
* Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajnikant”
This is wrong information,the actual thing is that those who doesn’t know abt rajini are “Victim’s” like u
* If you Google search “Rajnikant getting kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
Yes since he has always been successful because of his attitude and hard work so no case of failure from which he can’t recover back
* It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
He is so empathetic that he understands the situation in less time
* There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai.
Idiot Rajini is not Mass Destructor but he is a Mass Creator and Entertainer with his single unmatchable style, itself.
* James Cameron wanted Rajnikant to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
He will never be a Terminator ,he will be always a Promoter of “spiritual well being” and “good attitude among people”
Jason
· 1 year ago
What a load of bollocks ... this is a poor copy of the Chuck Norris facts.
Rajnikanth is a hack and deservers no respect.
sha
· 1 year ago
copy-paste n change the name from Chuck Norris to rajanikanth. lol.. the indian way of creativity....
Vish
· 11 months ago
"Rajnikanth getting kicked" now generates 11,700 google hits..!! Thanks to the creator! LOL... :D
guest
· 9 months ago
Chuck Norris jokes have been copied and pasted. You are an idiot!
Rajnikant
· 9 months ago
Rajnikant has a thunderous action.
Cheeks
· 7 months ago
its inspired by Chuck Norris website!!! but this site has damn cool new Rajnikant facts too
pogo
· 3 months ago
@Cheeks:
"its inspired by Chuck Norris website!!! but this site has damn cool new Rajnikant facts too"
It is actually copied completely from the Chuck Norris website. Whoever made this page just changed out the name with Rajinikant.
if rajinikant i only a bad actor then what about kamal the f*k and womanizer he still acts in fils but theaters are empty so many bolywood actors cant act for nuts u cant compare any one to rajinikant u fu*n guys just keep ur dirty mouth shut. You are all jealous for the sucecees of rajinikant which other actors havent achived so u write what ever u want. A actor does 10 sh*t roles in a film and no company as on date as booked a film with the actor as on date. can u expalin for this .
admin
· 4 months ago
Ragav, Your outburst is uncalled for. You couldn't realize the context behind this article which has led yourself to an uncanny fruition.
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I have referred this post
Even I love this line ...
"When Rajnikant does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down." LOL
1)Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
2)For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Rajnikant, each testicle is larger than the other one
Toooooooooooo gooooood man!!!!!!!!!1
hahahahah
hilarious
i loved the 'Tom Cruise invented pink' :))
My tummy + jaws are hurting...
Keep up the good work! :)))
At least for Jack Bauer they suit, but for Rajnikant..
We have to praise such a person who has such weird imagination’s, Iam not tellin this b’cos he has written this for rajinikanth but just he wanted to write something against rajini he has done so,that’s it .These kinds of persons will always be there who doesn’t achieve anything but simply mock at others success since they r capable of that only.
It is not b’cos rajini does something supernatural and b’cos of that people like him,there are certain things which are more special to him alone which others can’t understand. Leave abt rajini as a person which many can’t understand…but as an actor whenever his film come’s out, many thousands of people (All the technicians starting from a Tea Boy in the set to the Director/Producer) who were suffering of economic problems ,really rejoice and get new life .The film industry gets rejuvenarated. Its b’cos rajini creates a money chain reaction whenever he comes into the stage.At the end of the day ,the only thing that matters is that people associated with u are happy with u.
People like him doing such things hence he does those things.Anyways he doesn’t do something which is very un-natural,as shown in the 007 movies which people like very much watching b’cos it is a Hollywood film and whatever Hollywood shows is something very real for us Indians …..;-)
Anyways I have tried to react to some of the so called FACTS ...........
* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
Yes ,the very presence of him brings life into a small kid to an elderly person .
* Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
It is not afraid but has respect for Rajini and is ashamed to co-exists since it can’t match him.
* Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.
Yes ,he has its abilities ranging from -infinity to + infinity
* When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. (God help me.. i cant take this anymore)
Yes, he does push up to lift people in the society(atleast whom he can) and pushes the earthly negative factors down.
* Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Yes he can run faster that the speed of light in the thoughts of his fans who r spread across the world.
* Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. (LOL)
Yes he decides his own time of success.
* Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Leave alone giving smile to Mona Lisa ….he gives real smile to even the 5 yr kid to 100 yr old women which many can’t do.
* Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
He can slam across all barriers of life ….that’s how he rose from a Bus conductor to a Super Star in his life
* Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Yes ,though he has his beatiful doors always open for the needy ,he has strong walls of determination and self confidence in which he walks and succeeds
* Rajnikant can divide by zero.
Yes, by this he showcases to the world that nothing is impossible in this world.
* Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction,
there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick.
Yes this is 100 % true.The Kick of rajinikanth comprises of the 100 million Fans behind it for which no gr8 force in earth can react.
* Rajnikant has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Sorry Boss ,not only 12 moons …..many millions of Moons(Fans) who seek the light of the SUN (Rajini) for their enlightment
* Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajnikant”
This is wrong information,the actual thing is that those who doesn’t know abt rajini are “Victim’s” like u
* If you Google search “Rajnikant getting kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
Yes since he has always been successful because of his attitude and hard work so no case of failure from which he can’t recover back
* It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
He is so empathetic that he understands the situation in less time
* There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai.
Idiot Rajini is not Mass Destructor but he is a Mass Creator and Entertainer with his single unmatchable style, itself.
* James Cameron wanted Rajnikant to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
He will never be a Terminator ,he will be always a Promoter of “spiritual well being” and “good attitude among people”
Posted 388 days ago. (hide) (view)
We have to praise such a person who has such weird imagination’s, Iam not tellin this b’cos he has written this for rajinikanth but just he wanted to write something against rajini he has done so,that’s it .These kinds of persons will always be there who doesn’t achieve anything but simply mock at others success since they r capable of that only.
It is not b’cos rajini does something supernatural and b’cos of that people like him,there are certain things which are more special to him alone which others can’t understand. Leave abt rajini as a person which many can’t understand…but as an actor whenever his film come’s out, many thousands of people (All the technicians starting from a Tea Boy in the set to the Director/Producer) who were suffering of economic problems ,really rejoice and get new life .The film industry gets rejuvenarated. Its b’cos rajini creates a money chain reaction whenever he comes into the stage.At the end of the day ,the only thing that matters is that people associated with u are happy with u.
People like him doing such things hence he does those things.Anyways he doesn’t do something which is very un-natural,as shown in the 007 movies which people like very much watching b’cos it is a Hollywood film and whatever Hollywood shows is something very real for us Indians …..;-)
Anyways I have tried to react to some of the so called FACTS ...........
* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
Yes ,the very presence of him brings life into a small kid to an elderly person .
* Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
It is not afraid but has respect for Rajini and is ashamed to co-exists since it can’t match him.
* Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.
Yes ,he has its abilities ranging from -infinity to + infinity
* When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. (God help me.. i cant take this anymore)
Yes, he does push up to lift people in the society(atleast whom he can) and pushes the earthly negative factors down.
* Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Yes he can run faster that the speed of light in the thoughts of his fans who r spread across the world.
* Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. (LOL)
Yes he decides his own time of success.
* Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Leave alone giving smile to Mona Lisa ….he gives real smile to even the 5 yr kid to 100 yr old women which many can’t do.
* Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
He can slam across all barriers of life ….that’s how he rose from a Bus conductor to a Super Star in his life
* Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Yes ,though he has his beatiful doors always open for the needy ,he has strong walls of determination and self confidence in which he walks and succeeds
* Rajnikant can divide by zero.
Yes, by this he showcases to the world that nothing is impossible in this world.
* Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction,
there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick.
Yes this is 100 % true.The Kick of rajinikanth comprises of the 100 million Fans behind it for which no gr8 force in earth can react.
* Rajnikant has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Sorry Boss ,not only 12 moons …..many millions of Moons(Fans) who seek the light of the SUN (Rajini) for their enlightment
* Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajnikant”
This is wrong information,the actual thing is that those who doesn’t know abt rajini are “Victim’s” like u
* If you Google search “Rajnikant getting kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
Yes since he has always been successful because of his attitude and hard work so no case of failure from which he can’t recover back
* It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
He is so empathetic that he understands the situation in less time
* There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai.
Idiot Rajini is not Mass Destructor but he is a Mass Creator and Entertainer with his single unmatchable style, itself.
* James Cameron wanted Rajnikant to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
He will never be a Terminator ,he will be always a Promoter of “spiritual well being” and “good attitude among people”
Rajnikanth is a hack and deservers no respect.
Thanks to the creator! LOL... :D
"its inspired by Chuck Norris website!!! but this site has damn cool new Rajnikant facts too"
It is actually copied completely from the Chuck Norris website. Whoever made this page just changed out the name with Rajinikant.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Plagiarism Fail